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Monday, January 29, 2018

Edinson Cavani Becomes PSG's Top Scorer, Gets The Sh*ttest Gift Ever

Edinson Cavani netted a huge landmark goal in the 4-0 thrashing of Montpellier at the Parc des Princes last night, when he surpassed Zlatan Ibrahimovic as PSG's all-time top scorer.
The Uruguayan opened the scoring eleven minutes in with a tap-in from close range in what was his 157th goal in 229 appearances for the Ligue One giants.
Ibrahimovic notched 156 in 180 games for the Parisians but after his incredible feat last night, Cavani is the top dog in terms of goals scored in the French capital.
His passionate celebration but was very special but surely the former Napoli man will have been disappointed with the gift he received from his employers after the match.
Granting Cavani the freedom of Paris would have been a bit too much but to say PSG are one of the richest clubs in world football, their present to their all-time top scorer was really shit.
After reaching 157, a little ceremony was held after the match - which is all well and good. However, as seen on PSG's official Twitter account, they gave him a 2D sized model of himself to commemorate achievements.
As much as he held the gift aloft and didn't look disheartened in the slightest, you can't help but feel it's like when your aunty gets you some really shite socks for Christmas and you just pretend it's the greatest present you've ever received.
Here's hoping they got him something else and presented it to him behind close doors!